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     Why do people take cruises? What do people do on a big boat in the middle of nowhere? Is cruising just a slow ride to shopping malls in exotic places? Is there romance and adventure on the high seas? Most importantly, what time is the midnight buffet?

     Kris and “Chester”, an unassuming couple from New Hampshire, find the answers to these questions and more on their 25th anniversary cruise. The story of their first-ever voyage became a runaway hit on CruiseCritic.com. Why? Let the “cruisecritics” tell you…

  • “If you’re considering taking your first cruise, and even if you’ve cruised a dozen times, this is a must-read. The humor and candid commentary bring [you] along a journey that will keep [you] laughing from start to finish.” Jodi Ornstein, managing editor, Porthole Cruise Magazine
  • "I simply could not put What Time is the Midnight Buffet? down once I’d picked it up...I loved Chester’s anecdotes, his details, and his lively voice—and in the end I felt like I’d taken the trip with him from the comfort of my armchair. It’s a must for cruise beginners and veterans alike.” Carolyn Spencer Brown, editor, CruiseCritic
  • “Good book to help cure many of the trepidations of first-time cruisers. [The author’s] accident-prone nature is hilarious, and his humor is balanced with a comprehensive description of the cruise experience. This book certainly made me look forward to my next cruise.” Linda Garrison, About.com Cruises Guide (A New York Times Website)
  • “…This one has it all: travel tips, sentimental moments, action, gripping suspense, hilarity (hysteria?), sad goodbyes, unlikely plot turns, foreshadowing…even a pronunciation guide…”—Kraley
  • “…To those who read and admire Bill Bryson as a travelogue writer, a new star is born. Chesterh is THE business!! Wit, humor, information…every sentence riveting…”—Venezia98
  • “I laughed, I cried, I called my travel agent.”—Bill
  • “…What a wealth of information for first-time cruisers and wonderful reading for those of us already addicted…”—Bar10der421
  • “…I laughed out loud so often a neighbour looked over the wall to see what was happening (sat in the garden with my G&T).”—Susancy (UK)

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Read an excerpt from chapter 11, where we experience our first ride on a waverunner (jet ski).

Bon Voyage!


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Paperback: 120 pages
Publisher: iUniverse Star (April 11, 2007)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 1583484884
ISBN-13: 978-1583484883
Product Dimensions: 8.8 x 5.9 x 0.4 inches

 

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Apron 

Baby's Bib

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Coffee Mug

Bag

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Cruise Journal

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